"Iғ тнe world cнooѕeѕ тo вecoмe мy eɴeмy. I wιll ғιɢнт lιĸe I αlwαyѕ нαve.”

tailsgay:

please

tailsgay:

please

foodchewer:

how do people do backflips and shit like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake

nowthenhajimeme:

talking to your friends on skype more like 

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cosmicnaut:

i have looked into the abyss and have seen our ultimate end

cosmicnaut:

i have looked into the abyss and have seen our ultimate end

Friend: Hey why do you like that character so much?
Me: Are you sure you're ready for this kind of conversation
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staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude